I love how he just catches her
i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.
I love how he just catches her
i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.
i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as
“he exploded”
just like

hang on is this not what happens
I have no evidence to contradict this
If I love you
is that a fact or a weapon?
my sister just told me that technically kangaroos have five limbs because their tail is classified as a leg bc they use that to propel themselves forward which makes them the only pentapedal animal on earth
she just told me that there’s a frog that literally grow a spiky moustache and goes and fights other male frogs for a gf
turns out flamingos aren’t actually pink. they’re born grey but turn pink from the shrimp they eat
so my dudes,,, it turns out theres a flower that only blooms every couple years, and ik what ur thinking “wow it must be beautiful”. turns out it smells like fucking corpses!!! what!! the fuck!!!
my best friend just told me that frogs use their eyeballs to swallow their food by retracting them into their head and pushing the food down and honestly?? the most horrific thing ive ever heard
Is anyone watching Ackley Bridge? Cause man tonight episode got me like T^T. The mom accepting her daughter to be gay was amazing, I’m still sobbing
There’s nothing to dislike about this photo 10/10
this kicks the leaning tower of pisa one’s ass
Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun
He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.
dude